WARP AMPLIFIER: Device that amplifies gravity waves to create a warp in space and time. Physics has shown that gravity warps space and time. For example, astronomers can see stars during an eclipse that are directly behind the sun because the sun's gravity causes the star's light to bend around the sun.A music warp amplifier allows one to hear music recorded in the past in the present or future, and is much less expensive than gravity wave time travel. In fact, in the Ancient Future MP3, RealAudio, and MIDI files almost grow on trees and many are free to pick!