Ancient Future Museum of Internet Time Machines

 

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WARP AMPLIFIER: Device that amplifies gravity waves to create a warp in space and time. Physics has shown that gravity warps space and time. For example, astronomers can see stars during an eclipse that are directly behind the sun because the sun's gravity causes the star's light to bend around the sun. A music warp amplifier allows one to hear music recorded in the past in the present or future, and is much less expensive than gravity wave time travel. In fact, in the Ancient Future MP3, RealAudio, and MIDI files almost grow on trees and many are free to pick!

 

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About the Ancient Future Museum of Internet Time Machines

This time machine was created in the early days of the Internet, and utilizes the magical mumbo jumbo codes of the cheesy dial up era. As the Internet evolved, some of the time machine functions were rendered inoperable through code deprecation voodoo. The Ancient Future Museum is attempting to restore these functions to be compliant with the standards imposed by the Covenant of Spooky Sorcerers of Code Validation. The Ancient Future Museum is seeking support to complete this work. A CSS Wizard may be needed to conjure up new techniques for time machine restoration. In the meantime, it is presented here in a state of arrested decay. This time machine is able to transport the music of the past into the future, but donations are needed to bring the music of the future to the present.